no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think a kid would responsible me up
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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