The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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