i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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