i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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