I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My vagina is officially offended.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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