Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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