Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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