WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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