i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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