i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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