i need an iv and a liver transplant
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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