if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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