I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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