i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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