I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sext me about skeletons
And then he peed in my hair
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