this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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