that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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