She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
...so i touched it.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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