If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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