I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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