I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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