i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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