Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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