who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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