Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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