It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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