Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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