This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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