I think I am morally bankrupt
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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