OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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