But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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