walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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We left an ass print on the piano.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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