Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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