Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
