I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
