The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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