i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish my penis had a tongue
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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