And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
