you would pick up someone in the library
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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