lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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