she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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