My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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