Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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