my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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