You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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