So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
