she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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