So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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