I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize