dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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