He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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