We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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