If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I just shit out all my problems.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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