I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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