This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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