She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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