just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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