she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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