I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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