So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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